@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
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@LostFelicia: Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box.
@wickedblondeone: Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings
@bourgeoisalien: My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow." Dunno, think it's a little pretentious.