@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
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@mattytalks: Actually Jennifer, diamonds are a girls best friend, so technically I slept with your second best friend
@Heronhell: When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone
@squirrel74wkgn: Wife: Are you gonna wear that to the cookout? Oh... *reaches under mesh shirt* *takes off nipple ring* Better?