@simoncholland: My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
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@reeni730: Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
@PFitzpa: Please do not return empty candy wrappers to the dish. It leads to false expectations and uncontrollable rage.
@Andrea__B__: I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire.