@thecrabbyhook: My daughter wants to know when the hamster we "planted" in the garden will start growing.
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@TheDairylandDon: Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma.
@shutupmikeginn: You learn something new everyday. Yesterday I learned eating 29 SlimJims gives me diarrhea. Today I learned eating 28 also gives me diarrhea
@Pro_Jones_: (Date) Me: Sorry I have terrible anxiety and get picnic attacks. Her: You mean panic attacks? Me: *pulling basket out* Oh god make it stop