@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
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@Reverend_Scott: [Glass slipper fits on ugly girl with same shoe size as Cinderella] Prince Charming: Um... well. Tell ya what, I'm gonna keep on looking.
@Just_Oh_Susanna: I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs.
@Dishy2101: Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.