@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
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@AntozWolf: True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically..
@MichaelTrying: I didn't realize that "sow your wild oats" is a metaphor, so I pretty much spent my early twenties farming.
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@pixelatedboat: You can't trust the mainstream media, that's why I get all my news from the giant in my dreams