@Jandalize: My daughter's boyfriend left his wallet here. I put girls names & numbers in it. Later today I'll ask my daughter if he has change for a $20
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@SteveSuckington: "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
@timdonakowski: When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?" I'm funny that way.
@ermahgarton: According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole.