@SuburbanSleuth: My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife.
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@SoulYodeler: Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?
@Proxic0n: COPS: We know you killed him ME: I didn't do it! COPS: really? *starts playing Shakira* ME: wait no MY HIPS: HE'S UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS
@prettysadmostly: Im on a date I want to leave how do i leave without-nevermind I said that out loud he left
@Maxine12333: Friend said I was becoming antisocial. Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions.