@SuburbanSleuth: My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife.
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@daemonic3: FRIEND: You gonna see that new movie with Jennifer Lawrence? ME: No way FRIEND: Why not? ME: [kicks a rock] She'd never go out with me