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@XplodingUnicorn: My daughter's school was closed for fog.

Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like "2-hour delay"

My daughter’s school was closed for fog.

Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like “2-hour delay”

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