@Vodkantots: My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died.
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@behindyourback: This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!