@brandynwiththey: My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.
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@BlairLoudly: *dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*
@DaHess1: Referring to another employee as a "gingeraffe"will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are.
@withanewname: [my first day as a financial investor] "I'm going all in on this Acme Corporation. Anybody want a piece?"