@BertCarrillo: My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker.
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@extranapkins: Remember "pantsing" people in high school... sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants
@mlefaye: I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.
@rickolantern: Text is the perfect way of saying I have some information I need to give you but I in no way shape or form want to hear your voice