@Swishergirl24: My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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@JamieGreenlees: My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :(
@hamishblake: Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will "change contestants lives FOREVER"...and it's a brain swap with a cow.
@DaddyJew: Apparently shouting out "he has a gun" isn't the best way to let everyone in the bank know that you see the security guard. I know this now.
@ChaseMit: Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out.