@Swishergirl24: My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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@WorkaholicBlake: There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable
@AristotlesNZ: 5yo: I dropped my damn spoon! Me: Don't be using that word! 5yo: Is it a bad word? Me: It is.. 5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn "food scooper"?
@pinupteacher: 3 men asked me out while I was shoveling out my car. Lesson learned: showering and makeup are optional as long you're grunting.