@Swishergirl24: My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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@aspiringtoucan: ME: whats our policy on dogs in the office BOSS: no dogs ME: [about to hand over my dog's resume but I pull it back just in time] haha duh
@julie2288: 90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it.