@Swishergirl24: My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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@momopface: WANTED: Someone to follow me around and whisper "You're an adult" every few minutes.
@MarkAFuqua_Hunt: You say you're an atheist, yet you tell people they can "go to hell!" Make up your mind already.
@jferg1616: Boss: "We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die."
@BadassBarbie11: The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk.