@ibid78: My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
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@catstronomical: Me:Come in. It's not like I'm a serial killer. Him:*laughs nervously* Me: *laughing* u have to murder more than 2 ppl for it to be serial
@UnFitz: Wild horses could easily drag me away. In fact, a pair of determined guinea pigs could probably give me a run for my money.
@GrandadJFreeman: *painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it.