@BYGH: My Diaper Genie grants wishes, as long as you wish for a 40 pound bag of baby shit every week.
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@TheBoydP: I was shocked as an adult to learn that the crisscross pattern made with a fork on a peanut butter cookie was not a family secret.
@Elizasoul80: I walk around in public saying "wait for me guys" so everyone thinks I have friends.
@AwsomeHairDay: If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.