@dril: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
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@AnkCoupleTO: If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills
@CauseWereGuys: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal.
@ParaComedian09: If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue.