@dril: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
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@theshantilly: 7: We should probably sell our pets before they get old and die. I guess I know which of my kids is NOT getting power of attorney.
@MsLighthouseCat: Texans can't comprehend vegans. We just think their barbeque grills are broken.
@online_rat: my son wont get past his bridge troll phase. its a phase all children have, where they live under a bridge and rob people with a gun
@LeightonSaysHi: He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!