@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
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@MsCarlissima: To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell "YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?" into my phone, then slam down the receiver.
@OrangeFact: Once a 7-year-old said he'd come at me "with the fury of 1,000 angry geese" during a game of tag & I never felt more threatened in my life
@TheBoydP: Say what you will about Facebook but when my wife sees posts by my extended family, at least I don’t look so bad.