@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
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@Jay_FrickinLynn: Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears
@TheToddWilliams: [blind date] HER: I filled up on nuts ME: I guess you bit off more than you... cashew HER: Gesundheit ME: I think I love you
@shopkins776: Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now
@LuvPug: *at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?