@mikeym00n: my doctor asked if it burns when I pee. I said only when it gets in my eyes.
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@PaperWash: Perfect Date: 1) Get kids out of the house 2) Light some candles 3) Burn the house down 4) Collect the insurance 5) Take her somewhere nice
@Papa_Mex: I bet Vegans that become zombies must really struggle with the whole brain-eating lifestyle...
@spacej_me: Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing.