@JermHimselfish: My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood
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@wolfpupy: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
@panmidwest: ME: thanks for "showing me the ropes" lol SAILING INSTRUCTOR: you're not even making a joke sailing is literally where that comes from
@LurkAtHomeMom: The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career.
@NintenDom: We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one.