@DurtMcHurtt: My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up.
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@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window
@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously.
@WetzelGeek: The washing machine broke so I had to wash my undies in the river. As a bonus, 3 catfish floated to the top afterwards, so dinner is served!
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