@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot
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@HeyZeus666: I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night.
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.