@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot
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@iscoff: It's fun to chant "Bloody Mary" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up
@itsa_talia: one time a friend asked me "how are you still single?!" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head
@UNTRESOR: Doctors just told me I have "stripper lung" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to "JIGGLERS" again I'll die.