@Dani_Feld: My doctor said I shouldn't binge drink, so now I just drink all the time.
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@dafloydsta: [therapy] ME: *in tears* So anyway, that's why I think she left me PERSON ON ELEVATOR: Please, I have a family
@FatBottomGirl1: Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds.
@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@Brampersandon_: ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman