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@rickolantern: My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs

So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer

My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I’d have to stay away from carbs

So I’ve been using this insanely long straw to drink beer

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