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@junejuly12: My doctor said my cervix is perfect.
I'm still blushing.
@Ooft_Headshot: Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa so I guess today is leg day.
@marebytes: Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end.
@T_Bonezzz: Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway
@Cpin42: *passenger next to me starts putting on headphones*
Are you mad at me?
@heatherlou_: I'm not flirting with you. I'm just nice. Get over yourself.
Except you. You get under me.