@Peteypops13: My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Just saw the first robin of the year so you know what that means. Batman can't be far behind.
@daemonic3: [shark tank] "Hi, what's your product idea?" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake
@ValeeGrrl: 6yo lured girls to our beach umbrella by shaking a bag of Cheetos at them & it worked so guys, feel free to steal his fool-proof method.