@Peteypops13: My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed.
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@Marlebean: Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop
@AdderallMomma: I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me.
@okimstillhungry: Scientist: You left the cage open and 349 frogs escaped. Me: I guess I FROGOT :) Scientist: *rubbing bridge of nose* They were poisonous.