@Peteypops13: My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed.
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@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.
@LeslieInMpls: The cheapest way to make your lips look fuller is to trip on a dog toy, land flat on your face, then sit back and enjoy the swelling.