@Peteypops13: My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed.
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@Bob_Janke: I need a fifth of Wild Turkey, some meth, three sticks of dynamite and a Bible. I'll explain later.
@Sassafrantz: Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!
@Bandersnaaatch: Sorry I haven't been able to get back to you, I've been pretty busy chasing this cherry tomato around my plate with a fork. Almost. Got. It.
@SuchaDumbWorld: To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years.