@Dawn_M_: My doctor said the claw marks on my face are not from a poltergeist but I should stop trying to put roller skates on cats.
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@SortaBad: [Native Americans see ship approach] Let's use fake names lol "Ha! I'll be Running Bear,u be Crazy Horse" lmao do u think they'll believe us
@IamEnidColeslaw: cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil
@RuthDavidsonMSP: Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team.