@Dawn_M_: My doctor said the claw marks on my face are not from a poltergeist but I should stop trying to put roller skates on cats.
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@Parentpains: When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire.
@JJSummertime: I love seeing the look of dawning comprehension as someone realizes a new truth. *tosses another water balloon from my roof
@SucculentPizza: Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube