@DevilryFun: My doctor said to have a reasonable meal for dinner, so I talked some sense into my pizza.
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@msmollybee25: Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
@tastefactory: My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight.
@cambuslad: Someone with OCD visited my TL whilst I was napping and now all my tweets seem to be facing the same way.