@DevilryFun: My doctor said to have a reasonable meal for dinner, so I talked some sense into my pizza.
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@TheBoydP: The book I bought on dog training doesn't seem to be working. I don't think she's even reading it.
@ruinedpicnic: Joe: $400? For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?
@therealeatwood: ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Actæon into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]