@TankCesar: My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough.
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@D2BMcG: My reaction to most music that has been released in the last ten years is "what did they just say?"
@hopiecan: how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included "doorbells" on her list of favorite things
@SoVeryBritish: Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass