@TankCesar: My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough.
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@AimeeHelene1: Nothing makes me feel more "white collar" than when I'm nodding my head at someone pointing to a line graph that I know nothing about.
@ShittyComedian: When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you.
@murrman5: *holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today "both are nice" [wife calls later] "how'd it go" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster