@ericsshadow: My doctor told me, "If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat" and that was the best day of my life.
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@Jade_VK: Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster
@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
@fro_vo: I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*