@ericsshadow: My doctor told me, "If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat" and that was the best day of my life.
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@Dog_Marriage: Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now.
@shashaintl: 10's homework question: "Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?" His answer: "My mom."
@noog: Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power.