@ericsshadow: My doctor told me, "If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat" and that was the best day of my life.
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@elle91: Why do people get photo shoots done for newborns? Just find some pictures online they all look the same.
@simoncholland: I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.
@JediGigi: Him: You need to work on your communication skills Me: [through megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC