@Shira: My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.
@AustinSommer: If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions
@BadassBarbie11: Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards.
@BridgetPhetasy: Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here.
@Prince_Madness1: My family tree is a Cactus........
Full of pricks !
@Firawesome: If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?