@Shira: My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.
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@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.
@AllyBallyBeal: Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim
@PaperWash: Never go shopping on an empty stomach, I just went to Macy's before dinner and ate 7 turtle necks