@Shira: My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely.
@Playing_Dad: Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho