@Shira: My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.
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@MountainDouche: My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one.
@4boding: You haven't built just a wall around you; you've constructed a bomb shelter inside a nuclear bunker set into the side of a mountain.
@BoogTweets: *Full parking lot* Me: IF THERE IS A GOD, FIND ME A SPOT AND I WILL BECOME RELIGIOUS! *spot opens up* Me: NEVER MIND, I FOUND ONE!