@Shira: My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.
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@kwirkyKerri: *smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress.
@Big_Cat74: I put on my pants just like the rest of you, once or twice a month because of an appointment.
@myonlymizztake: Don't you hate it when you're planning someone's funeral, and they ruin it by coming into the room and talking to you?
@ApocalypseHow: Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece.