@DaddyJew: My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start.
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@thatsuperdad: Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately
@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen
@oxygenplug: If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question
@lecalabara: Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.