@Togsbabble: My dog eats his puke and dirty tissues... but I point him to a mushroom I dropped and he gives me the "what is this shit" look.
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@GrumpyBahr: Me: Grandma died, can't work today. Boss: Thought she died last month? Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick.
@simoncholland: A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished.
@CulturedRuffian: I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously.