@P1ssed_K1d: My dog eats too much food and throws it up. EVERYDAY. I swear to God if she keeps this up, she's going to look amazing.
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@Kyle_Lippert: If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office.
@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.
@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.