@OhDuarte: My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift.
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@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@bluntphilip: Rich people in movies apparently can't drink scotch without telling everyone how old it is.
@BradBroaddus: Some guy just passed toilet paper under the stall without me even asking. I'm not sure if he is a pervert or a wizard.