@OhDuarte: My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift.
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@Darlainky: When apologizing, it's important to not let them see your fingers are crossed. I know that now.
@ruinedpicnic: "I want you back in my arms..." - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed
@AmericanGent69: *security rushes to the department store fitting room to break up a fight but just finds me trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans.