@sixfootcandy: My dog is sleeping soundly now that I've removed myself from his king sized bed.
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@lazerdoov: "Be cool, it's the cops" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen
@rickolantern: When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe
@hippieswordfish: b-52's songs: -'love shack' -'hate shed' -'sad tent' -'happy igloo' -'frustrated RV' -'depression garage' -'melancholy lake house'