@NicCageMatch: My dog is starting a food blog where she writes about the delicious flavors of the various paper napkins she finds and eats.
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@TheBoydP: Diet Coke: Making people feel better about ordering two Big Macs and a large fry since 1982.
@Keys_ToMe: I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, "um, these aren't mine."
@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@laughandrun: A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant