@pro_failure: My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.
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@birbigs: Russian skater just explained that he is "not a robot," proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics
@chuuew: "Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?" "Go on then" "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" "That's Superman" "Thanks, I've been practicing."