@pro_failure: My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science.
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@junejuly12: Instead of getting annoyed, that stranger should have thanked me for tweezing his unruly ear hair.
@PaperWash: me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol
@EricaTheThor: Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.