@kwkorpi: My dog just winked at me, and now I'm wondering just exactly what the two of us are keeping from the rest of the family.
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@OrignalceQueen: When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: .........
@fro_vo: ME: *puts on sunglasses* NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps them off my face* glasses made of the sun would instantaneously melt your head