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@KeetPotato: [my dog lays down on my date's lap instead of mine]
date: "i had a good time tonight"
me: "i think you need to leave"

[my dog lays down on my date’s lap instead of mine]
date: “i had a good time tonight”
me: “i think you need to leave”

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