@SCbchbum: My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
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@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.