@SCbchbum: My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.
@hpb777: 6yo wants to "have a conversation" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster.
@funnybeachgirl: What's white & falls from the sky? "The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
@bazecraze: The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like.