@WilliamAder: Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?

@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.

@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.

@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok

@notalogin: A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist.