@WilliamAder: Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?
@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing*
JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.
@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret
MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday
K: pls dont
MM: *winking* ok
@notalogin: A scientist who studies Adam's apples is called a guyneckologist.
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