@SCbchbum: My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
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@ehchino: [Couples counseling] "It's not good to keep these things bottles up, you know" Okay, fine *opens jar of wasps*
@robfee: The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof
@KeetPotato: [paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website