@SCbchbum: My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
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@Cheeseboy22: The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.
@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok