@XplodingUnicorn: My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment.
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@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.
@TheAlexNevil: We've all got that one family member who's an embarrassment and this restraining order suggests my family's settled on me.