@Leggalicious: "I'll sleep when I die" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying.
@Storminika: Good things about drinking on the plane:
1. You don't have to drive.
2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out.
@TheTweetOfGod: Home is where the Wi-Fi is.
@brynnester: [Confession]
Me: I wish Jim was alive. He was my best friend
Priest: Jim is alive. I saw him yesterday
Me: Yeah I was getting to that part
@jazmasta: Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is "why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"
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