@TeflonPawn: My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China.
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@3sunzzz: *shows up at your potluck party with a bag full of weed* "I think I misunderstood the invitation."
@VestaTot: There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket.
@215potter: Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart.