@_Tempo11: My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@animaldrumss: Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers
@patnspankme: Great way to make friends is to pee in the same urinal someone else is already using.
@Contwixt: You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program.