@_Tempo11: My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?
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@SuSuSuDonym: Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
@mrsmith196645: I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly.
@TheTweetOfGod: NEW EXPRESSIONS "Kanye bless you." "Kanye damn it!" "One nation, under Kanye." "Thank Kanye Almighty!" "The Kanyefather, Part II"