@gmossii: My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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@kelkulus: I can't tell if Michael Cera is actually an actor, or just an awkward guy who keeps wandering onto film sets and does his best to fit in.
@Gooooats: If you ask me to hold a bag of any kind of candy, all the red ones will be gone before you get it back.
@ScubavelliDeux: *finally convinces self to date again as there are plenty of fish in the sea* Fish: I have a koi friend.
@fro_vo: asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it’s her floss