@gmossii: My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
@LuvPug: You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dog
@TwinSurvivalist: It breaks my heart to know that I live in a country where some of its citizens actually can't believe that isn't butter.
@bigmacher: A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?
@tastefactory: People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds.