@gmossii: My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What does that cloud look like to you? 3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be? 3-year-old: Rain.
@shutupmikeginn: my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town
@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
@WheelTod: My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit.