@gmossii: My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
@gerryhallcomedy: My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine.
@ryanbroems: *leaves church*
*sees McChicken video*
*goes back to church*
@justabloodygame: How To Ride An Escalator:
-Now Just Chill for a Bit
@chrissyteigen: Never forget
@iAmDelFreaky: Somehow, I must have switched shopping carts while I was at the store. I don't remember buying any of this stuff.
Or having an Asian baby.