@gmossii: My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
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@BlaineKy: I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live...
@JediGigi: Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady.