@just1fool: My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me.
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@Bob_Janke: Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.
@E_lok44: One drink, I feel glamorous Two, I get amorous Three, a bit stammerous Anymore than four, I'm on the floor, all drooly and hammerous
@Tmoney68: Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo.