@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!
@GavinProbably: How did Hitler tie his shoes? In knotsies. (The unfollow button is only a click away)
@RowdyBowden: Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank.