@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up
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@brichie13: "You think only God can judge you?" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* "Well THINK AGAIN!" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*
@MarloMeekins: 1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby
@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
@Cheeseboy22: We reach out to meet each other half way, filling the vast void between us. We yearn to become as one." - A poem by my eyebrows