@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up
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@AmberDonn: Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time.
@TVsCarlKinsella: ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.
@SteveKoehler22: When your wife asks you to dig a hole for her shrub- She'll feel threatened if you make it large enough to hold a body. I know this now.
@verycozy: Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live *slides the doctor a five dollar bill* Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy *winks at loved ones*