@DonQuickoats: My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up
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@primawesome: Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us. We think we might be in love with your call. We made your call a mix tape.
@baycontaco: Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree.
@k_lli: Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them.
@joci2203: All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese.