@NikiWithIssues: My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi.
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@SteveSuckington: Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat
@ObscureGent: My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish.
@WilliamRodgers: They need to make a dating App. For couples who have that "3rd wheel" best friend. It would be like a 3rd party Tinder with 2 References.