@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.
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@TheDjinnTrials: Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police.
@NicestHippo: Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts
@TheBoydP: To understand the difference between Italians and Canadians all you need to know is two things. Italian sausage and Canadian bacon...
@thevickster_sa: When your unicorn and dragon start battling each other, it's time to lay off the Ambien