@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.
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@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.
@QwertyJones3: Most people don't even know that New York was attacked by the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man in the 80's. I saw a documentary about it.
@MarfSalvador: Man: I'd like to buy a fur coat please Clerk: Sorry sir, this is a pet store Man: I'd like to buy 200 gerbils please