@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.
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@PaperWash: My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'.
@SteveSuckington: "Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?" -guy who invented ketchup packets
@ceejoyner: No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater.