@Cheeseboy22: My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano.
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@shariv67: The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.
@bigmacher: #ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!
@Squizbot: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.