@Maui_Speaks: My drivers side window quit working. So I guess I'm on a diet.
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@VerbsRProudest: 8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess.
@perlapell: My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here.